Return to the Jerry Springer showthe final insult to Springer
1 month after D'Artagnan's defeat.
Vader: Ah.peace and silence for once.::Vader lies back in his chair and rests but soon his secretary comes in::
Secretary: Sir here are the latest reports for the cost to reconstruct 55 buildings which support frames were overlooked and must be rebuilt...also the cost reports to clean and fix interior damage.
Vader: Of course being the head of the major government of 3 galaxies is a drag again...ok thanks...
Secretary: Your welcome sir.oh yes, Jerry Springer Inc. called and they would like you and others to return to his show again as it is being re-aired.
Vader: Not again..who's been invited?
Secretary: Gundam Pilots, you, D'Artagnan, Luke, Yoda, and DarkMigit.
Vader: I wonder what Shadow's going to do this time...
Secretary: Pardon sir?
Vader: Last time he actually instilled hatred and reason to attack Springer using his chaos powers.Maybe he'll use his chaos control and draw stuff all over the place and all.
Secretary: Chaos?
Vader: That's right.you probably don't know about it....there are few that do, fewer for who have it....::disturbance in the force:: Whoa....I sense a disturbance in the force...
Secretary: The force?
Vader: What cave did you crawl out of?
Secretary: The one by the beach on Guam on planet Genovia
Vader: Ok.you know what....just go....just go...
Secretary: What'd I do? Did I file something wrong?
Vader: Just go to a library and read up about the past 1,000 years of historyand go to the dictionary and look up " the force", with "the" in it
Secretary: Ok....is this my vacation sir?
Vader: Consider it a nice break...
Duo: Hey Vader! ::Duo and WuFei come walking in::
Vader: Sup dudes?
WuFei: I am weak...
Duo: Not much.hey d'ya get invited to the Return of the Jerry Springer Show?
Vader: Yeah. WuFei, I heard you got your shop up again. Got your gators back?
WuFei: Surprisingly they kept the gators and fed them customers instead.
Vader: Typical of the sith....
Duo: Yeah who'd expect that? At least they didn't hurt my Annabelle! ::he hugs his cow while his cow chews its cud:: That's a good cow Annabelle.
Vader: If That Cow throws its Cud on the 18th century Earth Rug then your invited to a BBQ dinner with Roast Annabelle Cow...
Duo: Relax she won't throw her cud on the rug
Heero: Was that cud or crud?
Vader: Heero, waz up?
Heero: Prisoners are being examined and I tried talking the warden out of releasing Relina
Vader: So that's the disturbance I felt........WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!
Heero: I bought us some time, she has no way of getting back anytime soon.
DarkMigit: Should I prepare the transformation ray?
Heero: Please...
DarkMigit: Get her to Park and 33rd by 5 on Wednesday.
Vader: When'd you get here Shadow?
DarkMigit: I dunno. One minute I was in my lab cleaning up some nasty chemical stains from the floor, the next minute I'm here...
Vader: Heh...okay.
Trowa: ...yo.
Vader: Sup Trowa?
Trowa: Watching the game having a bud...
Vader: True, true....
Heero: I am not doing that "Waz Up?!" thing again...isn't that getting kinda old?
Vader: Come on dude you know you wanna...
Quatre: In that case...WAZ UP?!
Vader: Sup?!
Duo: Annabelle!
Vader: Ok you just killed it now...good job Duo...
Xuilinc: Shut up!
Vader: Why'd you say that?
Xuilinc: I dunno
Kid: What'ya all doin'?
Vader: Hey Kid. Nothin much
D'Artagnan: YO! Sup dawgs?
Seung Mina: Hello, how is everyone?
Mitsurugi: I bring soy sauce for everyone.. ::he and Seung Mina walk in carrying a couple of crates filled with soy sauce from Mitsurugi's Soy Sauce company::
DarkMigit whispering to Vader: When did D'Artagnan go to slang talk?
Vader: A week after the celebration... I think it was something of that demon leaving him.
D'Artagnan: Ok seriously...Dad, why the soy sauce?
Mitsurugi: I think that Demon did more damage to you than what I thought...Soy sauce is proud family secret recipe since 3000 year ago.
D'Artagnan: Oh yeah...Hey Vader we're going on the Springer show tonight!
Vader in an expressionless monotone voice: Yay...I am so thrilled... This is the greatest day of my life
DarkMigit: Ah more chaotic fun...
Heero: I can't forget to bring my gun and extra ammo this time...
Trowa: My lion died.I'll have to use the bear....
Quatre: Magnuac core.be on Springer moon at 9 PM.
Duo: The God of Death will be there to cause him pain...
WuFei: Weaklings like him do not deserve to have their own moon and T.V. Show...
Vader: Springer, you are going down...
*Everyone's rage is seen building up in a strong fighting aura appearing like a red flame while D'Artagnan is amazed at everyone's reaction to Springer as he sweat drops looking at them*
Vader: Wait a tic...
DarkMigit: When'd you start saying that?
Xuilinc: Right after the celebration...
Vader: How come everyone is coming into my house right now?
Garden Gnome: Ah Lord Vader, have you forgotten that wee party you invited everyone to last week?
Vader: Yeah I did....that's why I purchased you! So I wouldn't forget these things! You failed your duty you garden gnome you!
Garden gnome: But I am a Garden Gnome, and that is not me duty. Me duty is to stand out on the front yard and look like I do stuff when in fact I am part of the Wooden people organization at Disneyland to mesmerize people into being servants for Disney for world domination. Just read your own articles and you'll see.
Vader: You know what, I don't have to take this from you...
Garden Gnome: Oh look at me! I wear a black suit and helmet all the time because I don't want to hit my head on a bird or ride a bike without a helmet!
Vader: Hey I ride my bike without my helmet every now and then! And the birds aim for my helmet! They literally fly right at it! I think its because they think it's a window::A bird flies in from outside and crashes into Vader's helmet::
Xuilinc: When did he get and start fights with Garden Gnomes?
Lord Li: Last Wednesday....
Garden Gnome: Oh look! I have to use the force to force a bird to fly into my helmet so I can show everyone how stupid I am!
Vader: You know what.Garden Gnome this! ::Vader runs up and kicks the Garden Gnome past a football goal:: Touchdown!
Football Player for the Raiders: Hey man, that was suppost to be my kick!
Vader: You know what!
Football Player: What?!
Vader: Your 300 light-years from home and you guys suck!
Football player: Oh ok.....::he starts crying as he and the rest of the Raiders head out the door to go back to Earth:: I want my mommy...
Li: When did Dad invite the football team?
Yoda: Last Tuesday he did...
Luke: Master Yoda, Ben...If your mission to these galaxies is finally complete, how come you haven't gone back to the force yet?
Obi-Wan: Luke some things are best left unanswered....to put it simply.we just wanted to stay here and see what happens...
Vader: Well, how bout we all go to WuFei's restaurant and have some nice food? ::Everyone cheers::
WuFei: We're closed on Mondays....
::Everyone groans and complains::
Vader: Oh uh...how bout we all go to In & Out?
::Everyone cheers and heads out the door for the local In & Outmeanwhile the phone rings as the doors close and everyone goes to In & Out and the invited group goes to the Jerry Springer Show afterwardsthe answering machine picks up::
Vader: Yo! This is Vader! Sup dude? Nah I'm not here right now, leave a message after the annoying buzz and I probably will get back to you as soon as I can that or another 12 years, I'm still returning phone calls from this last invasion! Can you believe that?! I mean you probably wouldn't expect me to call back any time soon from that would you? Didn't think so. Well I'm sure this is the longest message you've heard on an answering machine so just leave a message after the annoying beep ok?
Answering machine: BUZZZ!
Dr. Kaizer: Hello Vader, this is Dr. Kaizer Permanentae. I am from the Mon Calamari advanced disease medical treatment center. I have grave news for you please contact me immediately. It is extremely important. ::He hangs up, the phone begins ringing again, answering machine repeats message::
Relina: VADER! I contacted Heero but I can't get ahold of him so I'm calling collect. Anyway Can you get me out of here? ::hangs up, calls back again and leaves over 1,000 messages on Vader's answering machine.::
*The Phone Rings again*
Prank Call sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hello?! Hellooooo! I am talking and you are not answering! My Name is Detective John Kimble! Put the Cookie Down! Get Down! I'll be back....::hangs up::
