The Rescue
Vader: Are we all set?
*The gundam pilots in their black clothes and outfit are gathering stormtrooper blasters*
Heero: We're ready....
Reelina: Wait!
*Everyone notices Reelina (Yuy) is dressed in like a dark purple, uniform with a gun and some other weapons*
::All the GPiolots and Vader stare at Reelina seeing her in tight clothes, that are close to black and also with a gun::
Vader: Reelina...are you sure you don't want to stay here with the other kids?
Heero: Yeah Reelina.....
Reelina: SHUT UP HEERO! DON'T MAKE ME GET RID OF ZERO! AND IF YOU DON'T LET ME COME I'LL
WRECK YOUR ROOM!
Heero: Uh yeah....Vader let her come.....
Vader: Ok just don't let her handle a lightsaber......she still needs training.......
*The voltron force get dressed into black and also gathers weapons and soon Hunk eats a burger and spills ketchup on his shirt*
Pidge: HUNK THATS THE FIFTH TIME NOW! Oh well. We're Ready Vader.
*Van gets dressed into black and places his sword on his back*
Van: Ready.....
Vader and Quatre: Lets go now. Hey I'm suppost to say that! Oh well.
*They get into shuttle Tydyrium and go into hyperspace.*
Barney's Officer: Sir, Shuttle Tydyrium has gone into hyperspace.
Barney: Excellent. I best check on our experiments and get ready.
*Barney walks down the hall swinging his robotic tail about*
Malary (in Chris' Body): AHHH! I'm growing a tail and my chest is growing feathers! I thought you said my right arm was to be
a snake and my legs changed somehow! NOT FOR MY BROTHER TO BE GROWING FEATHERS AND A TAIL!
Barney: Hmmmmmm....an unexpected coincidence....oh well.....
Chris (in Malary's Body): My tail issssss over 100 feet long and its still growing!!!!!! And thissss toungue issss really starting to
annoy me!!!!!!!
Barney: Hmmm.....so when we add something it seems to keep on growing and it also may have some unusual side effects.
*Barney closes the doors and continues walking down the hallway to a door covered in dust and cobwebs and he opens it*
Barney thinking to himself: It's been 20 years since I've been here. I hope my saber still has its power.....
*Shuttle Tydyrium exits hyperspace and lands on the moon where Barney's hidden base is*
Vader: You got the plan?
Duo: Yeah we got it. The God of Death won't be stopped or noticed.
Keith: We've snuck into places a lot more dangerous than this.
Han Solo: Chewie, Luke and I will get in no prob. We've gotten into places far more guarded than this.
Vader: Han, Chewie, Luke....what r u doing here?
Luke: We're here to make sure everything succeeds.
Vader: Lets do it. We're landing at point AA2654j sector. He won't notice us there ::A disturbance in the force happens:: Luke
did you feel that?
Luke: Yes I did. Wait. It's saying for you to come and for me to stop listening because it's a private message.
Vader: Yes I understand. Group A and B, I'm sorry but you'll have to free the hostages and escape. I'll meet up with you guys. I
must attend to other duties.
Heero: Don't Worry we'll....
Wu Fei: We'll defeat those weaklings and show them what true justice is!
Vader: Wu Fei.....
Wu Fei: Sorry Heero, but i had to say something or other wise i would seem like i didn't even exist in these stories
anymore.....anyway back to the plot......
**Shuttle Tydyrium lands and the g Pilots and Reelina come running into Barney's base while group b, The voltron force and
Han, Luke, and Chewie go running off to the other side of barney's base towards the military division*
*Vader heads towards the northern ice plains*
**Duo sets a bomb on the east prison and experimental lab**
::The bomb explodes 10 seconds after he sets it::
*They start to run in as Barney's officers fire at them*
Reelina: TAKE THIS YOU FREAKS!!!!::Starts firing 2 lightning repeating blasters at them and annialates them::
*Heero and the other GPiolots run in and start blasting the locks on the door*
Quatre: I'm going to the experimental area to find Chris and Malary!
Reelina and Heero: We'll go with you.
***Meanwhile where the Voltron force, Luke, Han, and Chewie are....***
Han: Luke get use your lightsaber to get in we have to do this quietly.
Luke gotcha::Activates saber::
Guard: Freeze Imperial-Rebel Scum!
*Chewie runs up and pulls the gun away from the guard and throws him through the wall*
Han: Well, We're in. Chewie get the explosives ready!
Luke: Oh no! Han Chewie, V-Force! I gotta go Barney has made a terrible mistake!::Runs towards the corridor in the west
wing::
Keith: How do you set these things?
Chewie roars @ Keith
Han: Just cover us.....
*In the north wing....*
:Vader walks into the ice pathway dully lit walking towards a great plain and metallic area::
Barney: So you made it Vader......
Vader: YOU! Well I guess there's no other way right now....::Activates his lightsaber::
Barney: Same to you....::activates a blue lightsaber::
*The two start to duel and as guards come by Vader and Barney end up slicing them and cutting metal objects*
*In the experimental lab*
::Reelina jumps out of the air vent and lands crouching down pulling her pistol-blaster out::::Heero and Quatre follow::
Quatre: OH MY GOD! Look at all these cells!
Heero: They're all being occupied.
Reelina: If they have this many people hostages......imagine how much resources they have......
Heero: They may actually be using the genetic patterns to create super warriors....
Van (Flannel): We should at least free them and bring them back with us.....
Heero: Van! Did you follow us?
Van: Yeah......I've already contacted 2 more shuttles to come to pick up all 1,998, 999 hostages.....
Reelina: That many? how'd he retrieve them all?
Van: Earth.....
*Reelina feels a slimy tentacle crawling around her chest, arm, and legs*
Reelina: uh.....help me......
Heero: Relax....he wants us to free him....
Transwarped creature: Help....me........
*a strange energy glow appears between Reelina and the tentacle*
Creature: ::Speaks in an unknown language::
*Reelina starts to change in a certain way*
Reelina: HELP ME!!!!!!
*Reelina's arms begin to change into tentacles and her legs start becoming one large tentacle/tail*
::Heero shoots the tentacles off and the creature screams::
*Reelina changes back to normal*
Quatre: We better be careful some of these have amazing powers. Once we find Chris and Malary I'll do an immediate brain
transplant. We need to get them back into their original body. We need to get them back into their original body.
Reelina, Heero, and Van: Right
Heero: We'll also have to free the hostages.
*They all start to walk down the hall hearing all the screams and yells of pain from all the captives*
::Back with Vader and Barney::
Vader: You shouldn't have left in the first place! ::Swings his light saber at barney and Barney blocks::
Barney: Master Milarkui (Mil-ar-Kee) only taught me too fight and how to first use the force! ::Swings back at Vader and Vader
blocks::
Vader: So how did you stop the aging advancement of the Dark Side of the force?! ::destroys some railing around the platform::
Barney: All I simply did was just change one piece of my dark sided DNA......::slices a metal box containing a gas for changing
DNA::
*Back with Luke*
Luke: I know he's here....
::In a shadow a strange figure gets ready to leap out on Luke and he activates his DOUBLE BLADED LIGHTSABER::
*Luke dodges and activates his lightsaber*
Darth Maul: Ah so I finally meet the son of the chosen one. I got to thank Barney for finding me and giving me life again.
Luke: So I was right. You're the one who killed Qui Gon Jinn.
Darth Maul: Yes and now I'll find Obi Wan and kill him as well after I kill you.
Luke: Man your stupid but you know who I am.
Maul: What?
Luke: Old Ben died a long time ago but his spirit went on just a couple of months ago.
Maul: ENOUGH TALK! TIME.......TO.......DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Luke and Maul start to battle each other and Luke slices Maul's lightsaber in half*
::Maul charges Luke and he's tearing up the area with his light saber and he force pushes Luke onto a bridge knocking him onto a
ledge::
Maul: Looks like I'll win.
::Maul is about to kick Luke's lightsaber into the pit Like he did to Obi Wan's lightsaber, but......::
*An explosion happens and the ground shakes and Luke gets his lightsaber and slices Maul in half again destroying his
mechanical gears holding him together*
Luke: Thanks Han and Chewie.
*BACK WITH VADER AND BARNEY*
Vader's life support system: Gas exchange activated.
Barney: Curse your crew and friends! I'll have to leave you this round but we'll soon battle again and you won't be lucky next
time. ::Telaports out of there to his control center.
*Han, Chewie, Luke wait outside and get ready to get the hostages and the other people*
::Before the explosion and back w/ Quatre, Reelina, Heero, and Van::
Quatre uses Van's sword to break the locks on Chris' and Malary's cells::*Heero, Van, and Reelina free and lead the other
hostages to the shuttles*
Malary (in Chris' body): DADDY!!!!! ::Flies up and hugs him::
Chris (in Malary's Body): FATHER!!! ::slithers up and hugs him::
Quatre: OH! My son! My daughter! What did he do to you!? Malary or Chris, I mean, your tail is over 400 feet long now! And
CHRIS! You have a snake for an arm!
Malary in Chris' body: DAD! I'm Malary!
Quatre: Sorry, come with me I have to transplant your brains.
Malary and Chris: Yes father.
*Quatre takes them into the operation room and does a brain transplant in 30 minutes*
Dr. Ebil: NO! YOU MUST NOT TAMPER WITH OUR EXPERIMENT! ::Reelina tempts Dr. Ebil and the she knocks him
out and arrests him::
Heero: Good one Reelina! Take him to the shuttle we'll help Quatre.
Reelina: ok.
*Vader, Luke, Han, Chewie, The V-Force, Reelina, and the other 3 gundam pilots meet back at the shuttles and help the
hostages*
Quatre gets done and Malary, Chris, Heero, and Van, are running out and fleeing from the oncoming soldiers*
::Stormtroopers hold off the enemies coming from the north and east wing::
Heero: RUN! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
*Malary trips and constricts 20 guards all at once*
::Chris picks up one guard in his snake arm and one in his left arm and drops them onto 5 other guards::
*They all make it onto the shuttles and make it back to Vader's planet*
Barney: This was most unexpected...they won't hold back out plans Emperor Palpatine.
EP: Good......begin reconstruction of our ships and MS.
*Back @ Vader's planet*
Vader: Congratulations team, Mission accomplished. We achieved all of our main goals. We achieved all of our main goals.
Quatre: Chris and Malary are asleep right now and they are back in their bodies. And Vader do you have about 400 blankets
for Malary?
Vader: Yeah in the back.
Luke: Vader. I noticed that Barney has been doing DNA changes and revives.
Vader: Yeah. I have a sample of some of his changing gas. I felt Maul. Good work Master Skkywalker.
*Reelina comes in dragging Dr. Ebil*
Reelina: I picked up this piece of lard bantha poo doo while we were there. Apparently he's the lead of the changing method.
and he did what is Chris and Malary now.
Vader: Good then we can reverse the process and get all the hostages back to normal. There's one thing we will have to do to all
of us for one day. Because we had been exposed to this gas the gundam pilots, V-Force, I, Luke, and including all the kids, will
have to have an age transfer. Most of your kids will end up looking like 13, 14 year old women and guys. Chris may end up
looking 20. and for us....well we will regain our youth. so once we get there after the process is reversed we will all be put into a
one-day age transfer chamber for 24 hours. Agreed?
All: Agreed...
*Vader's doctors and Scientists get to work on the operation and the others tell Allura and the other Kids what's going to
happen*
*Meanwhile back at the moon with EP and Barney*
Ep: So you were exposed to the new Xt465 gas were you?
Barney yes but so far no effect on me anyways.....*GAGS**
Ep: You were saying?
::Soon green ooze starts spewing out of Barney's shoulder as he begins to increase in size and soon a lump appears on his
increased shoulder and 4 more lumps appear underneath his 2 arms and a concaved lump appears on his stomach*
Barney: Help me.......
Ep: Suit yourself.......your the one who sliced its container.
*Soon a second head appears out of the first lump on his shoulder, then 4 arms out of the 4 lumps under his arms (2 on each
side), then in the middle it caves in and then out comes out a strange creature with a mouth like a dragons'*
Barney's 2 heads: what HAPPENED TO ME!? Find Dr. Ebil QUICK!
EP: It will do you no good you imperfect scum! You let Lord Vader capture him. No matter you can live with it. Soon the
Imperial-Republic will be annialated and I shall rule. Besides they say 2 heads are better than one.
*Back at Vader's planet*
Vader: regeneration of all hostages complete. Are we all ready to go?
Duo: Yeah lets do it.
Malary: Thanks Daddy. Will this hurt?
Quatre: No sweetie. It's just like sleeping. We're set.
Vader: lets get started.
*The doors to the chambers hiss open and they all step in and the gas knocks them unconscious and the process begins*
Vader: Trekkin, you're in charge till i come out.
Trekkin: Yes sir. Have a safe voyage.
*they all fall asleep and the process begins as mist comes up over the glass*
The End
