The last battle, the final victor, the end of Barney.
Stormtrooper: Captain enemy troops have landed on the eastern front and are attacking civilians!
Captain: SHOOT! Send the destroyer droids there and have them defend the civilians. Move the civilians into the main base!
Stormtrooper: Yes sir!
*In space the battle is raging on and so far the two sides are equally matched*
Heero: Wedge watch out 3 from above.
Wedge: I see em. Shogun cover me I'll take the leader.
Shogun: Got it. ::shoots the wing off of a tie interceptor causing the tie interceptor to crash into the enemy tie fighter::
Stormtrooper: Huh? Whats this? ::a tentacle pulls him underwater and he screams and then blood is seen spewing out of the water::
Stormtrooper 2: Look out the mermaids are here!
Guard: How did they get through the mines?
Mermaid: We love to eat metal. Now lets see what human tastes like. ::mermaids start to pile up by the thousands out of the water::
Gamourean Guard: Squeal ::slices heads and bodies of with its ax::
Stormtrooper: Come on men! Don't fiddle around! Lets win this war! ::the troops begin to fire their advanced blasters and they begin killing enemy troops within waves::
Rebel guard: Take this you alien freaks::throws a thermal detonator far out into the water and 50 mermaids go flying in the air from the explosion::
*With Vader Luke Mara Jade Chris and Trekkina*
Vader: We're almost there.. Chris Trekkina practice.
Trekkina and Chris: Yes sir.
Chris: I don't mean to attack a womanumsorry
Trekkina: Hey its practice don't worry bout it. ::the two start to practice with their light sabers and equally matched::
Luke: Vader the war has started.
Mara Jade: Yes.the two sides are very closely and equally matched.
Vader: I sense it too
Computer: Sir unidentified warrior class shuttle ahead.
Vader: What?
Computer: they are hailing.
Vader: Put the channel through.
Dexter: You are stupid! I will fight for Barney! Because you are stupid! I am only here just to get your computers and equipment so I can finally destroy mandark! Computer activate hyper lasers and target shuttle Tydyrium.
Vader: Who is this weakling?
Chris: Sir I brought along my MS Hydisc 2. I'll handle him.
Vader: Do it.
Gundam HYDISC 2 exits the hangar bay and Soon Dexter's small robot is seen to be smaller than the HYDISC 2.
Chris: So you're Dexter? ::activates beamsaber::
Dexter: Yes I am Dexter BOY GENIUS!!!! Now feel my wrath! ::Dexter robot's eyes start to charge up and Chris activates his shields:: NOW DIE!!!!!
Vader: Ten credits says Chris just presses the EMP wave button.
Trekkin: 100 credits says he just fires the blasters and destroys him.
Luke: I'd say he usses the beam saber to slice his right arm, which contains the main power cells.
Mara Jade: 1,000 credits says he kicks Dexter and wins.
Dexter: I'll win for sure. With my intelligence compared to his might I'll win! FIRE!!!!!! ::the beams fire and hit and Chris is reading a magazine entitled, Gundam Today::
Chris: That's it? All the time to not even lower my shield by .0001? Sheesh what a waste of technology. My turn. ::the HYDISC just does a roundhouse kick and the entire left side is bashed in and it disables the weapon power core::
Dexter: NOOOOOO!!!!!!I LOST!!!!!
Chris: Too much pride man! Vader, I'm coming in.
Vader: Roger.
*They HYDISC is docking and Dexter is crying in his robot*
Mara Jade: Bookstore here I come!
Vader: I lost..
Trekkina: Lets get some sleep its still another hour till we get there
Chris: Yeah..
*Back on the ground troops*
Stormtrooper: Sir we have word they are starting to breach the main land and that we have already killed 25% of their forces.
Captain: Good. Send our counter attack troops to point 06.
Stormtrooper. Yes sir.
Captain: I hope we can last for a lot longer.
*In space*
Heero: Duo cut to the right and slice in from underneath the enemy MS following Shogun. Ill handle the fleet coming in.
Duo: Right. ::Duo comes in and slices upward with his scythe and destroys an enemy Draco MS. Heero charges Zero's main cannon and it destroys 500 fighters and 3 capitol ships::
Quatre: Heero behind you!
Heero: What?! ::2 Draco MS come up holding a big beam canon and they fire and zero dodges and it destroys 10 of their own MS. Nataku then comes in and destroys them::
Heero: Thanks Quatre, Wu Fei.
Quatre: Lets finish it. ::Sandrock flies up and it starts spinning it's double heat shortlets and slicing through 5 squadrons of enemy MS and fighters::
Wedge: Tyko, you got an enemy gunboat on your tail.
Tyko: I see him. Rogue 4 pull in to the left I'll pull into the right to follow enemy Draco.
Rogue 4: Got it. ::He shoots the gunboat and an explosion happens and soon the scene changes to turbo canons firing at enemy transports of Barney's forces landing on the shore::
Stormtrooper: Yes I said to use our proton launchers at the transports on the sea!
Commander: But couldn't we use them against the troops?
Stormtrooper: We'll take more out by destroying the transports! JUST DO IT! Shleek! Watch out enemy mermaid coming behind you! ::fires his blaster and shoots the mermaid back into the sea::
Shleek: Thanks. ::starts shooting some enemy creature that are walking on shore::
Captain: OW! ::He sees that a mermaid is biting him:: Curse these creatures! ::shoots the mermaid in the head forcing her off his arm:: If this keeps up we may not win. ::starts bandage it up::
*Mermaids start to crawl over the walls and stormtroopers fire like crazy at them*
Mermaid: We'll kill you all before the day is over AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rebel troop: We'll see that it won't happen.
Stormtrooper: Commander we have reports that Enemy walkers have landed on the main land.
Commander: Contact them and tell them to send out snow speeders right away.
*An explosion is heard in the distance and the city is in flames and 2 turbo cannons guarding the south entrance have been destroyed*
Commander: SHOOT! Send Walkers out to guard the south entrance and get ground fighters out to shoot down enemy bombers!
Soldier: Yes sir!
Captain: MEDIC!
Stormtrooper: siruggggtell my wife and kids that I did it for themugggg ::passes away::
Captain: you will be avengedDIE YOU FREAKS!!!!! :: he starts to throw thermal detonators at the enemy troops and the soon start dying from the detonators.
*In space with the battle*
Wedge: Heero look out unidentified MS coming in at point 45.678.
Heero: I see him. Go in at point 26 and attack the leader. ::activates beamsaber and the enemy MS fires rapid-fire blaster shots and Zero dodges::
Omega Boost pilot: Lets bring it on!!!!!!
Heero: You don't have to do this! ::the two battle each other for a while and soon they are out side of the battlefield battling::
Zechs: Man when are we gunna see some action?
Cat: Just give me a blaster!
Reelina Y.: If we go out there now then we could die your father will be back here shortlyI hope
Shana: Dart behind you!
Dart: AHHH!!!!! ::Lavitz comes in and stabs the enemy snake creature (Malary Creature) in the heart and then kicks it off into a Chris type Creature:: Thanks Lavitz
Lavitz: Just watch yourself.
Dart: Rightwe better transform::the dragoon teem transform and they begin to fly around and start chasing the creature's off::
Shana: God grant me power! Heeeeeaven's Gates! ::she heals everyone on Vader's forces back to health::
Dart: Divine Dragon Cannon! HYAH! ::he destroys a majority of the mermaids coming in on the coast::
*In space*
Trowa: Enemy frontal line force 13 destroyedQuatre come in at point one zero decimal 28 and do a spin fly through. I'll cover you. ::Heavy Arm's missile Bays open up and the launch all his missiles and destroy 1,500 MS and fighter's each.::
Quatre: Got it. ::he goes through and destroys 64 MS::
Duo: Man they just keep coming all at once. This will never end. Huh?
*Squadrons of space pirates, bounty hunters, and of civilians start coming and taking out Barney's forces*
Space Pirate leader: It's time to get rid of that freak!
Bounty Hunter: We're here to back you up.
Civilian: Don't worry we know how to fly these babies. ::over millions of civilians show up and they all start to follow enemy ships and take them out::
Heero: Do you even know what barney wants?!
OBP (Omega Boost Pilot): I am only doing what is told
::Zero grabs the Omega Boost and then he punches it hard and it knocks the pilot unconscious::
Heero: Finally! Time to join the others::he destroys some more enemy fights and MS w/ his machine cannons::
Wedge: Shogun look out bogey on you at point o six. Tyko go into sector 2 and command there. Rogue 6, Rogue 7, cover me
Rogue 6,7, and Tyko: Got it. ::wedge shoot s down the tie fighter and cuts to the right and destroys another 2 fighters::
Trowa: WuFei move to the left ad Duo move where WuFei was and attack.
Duo, Wufei: Right. :the move and Deathsythe spins around and slices the 10 MS in half::
Quatre: Heero!
Heero: Quatre move fast to your left I'm gunna fire right where you were.::Sand rock moves fast and it holds out its arms and slices many MS along the way while taking damage along the way and Heero soon fires and takes out 5,000 MS and fighters combined of Barney's forces::
*W/ EP. Maul, MF, and Marissa*
EP: KriI mean MF move down to your position Vader should be here shortly.
MF: Yes my Lord.
Maul: EP, the enemy gundams have been destroying countless number of our forces.
EP: That is of no concern. We almost have their ground control.
Barney: Once we take control of the ground we won.
Marissa: Then we defeat Vader and we won!
EP: Good..yes..get prepared!
Maul: Double up the guards!
*As people are rushing to positions and guards are being doubled all over the place Battle on the ground is going on heavily*
Stormtrooper: Sir we've been informed they destroyed our ATAT's and our entire southern defenses! They're invading!
Captain: ZOOT!!!! We can't afford to sop over here.
*Inside the palace*
people: AHHHHH!!!!! ::the building is shaking and everyone is scared and ducking and covering::
Reelina Y.: They're at it again.
Malary whispers to the other kids in their group: Hey guys I have a plan.
Cat: So what's the plan?
Malary: We have to pay a visit to Dr. M.
Reelina: Are you saying that we change ourselves back to our evolutionized forms and we attack when they come in?
Malary: Exactly! Dorothy, no offense but you can't really do anything in the water.
Dorothy: That's okI'd rather had stay out of anyways.
Malary: Lets do it. Dorothy once we attack you decide what to do.
::They all agree and rush over to the lab in there::
Dr. M: Are you sure you want to do this?
Malary: I'm sure.
Zechs: We want to win this war. If it means we will win this war, we'll do anything.
Miliardo: Let's get it on
Dr. M: Ok just hold still I'll use the ray to change you back.
Malary: we're ready.
Dr. M aims and fires the ray and immediately they retransform back to their older selves.
Malary: He my torso isn't scales!
Reelina: *sigh* Bird again.at least my face is normal
Zechs: well back to dragon food.
Miliardo: Cool There's a gloss in the metal now.
Malary: Guys enough talk! They are ready to invade..
Enemy trooper: Freeze!
Captain: We're surrounded!
Enemy commander: You Imperial Rebel scum! You have no choice. Surrender.
Commander: We have toI'm sorry..
Enemy Commander: Take them into the palace and contact HQ. Tell them we have control.
*They go inside the base and as they do Malary slowly crawls out of the air vent slowly dragging her tail and as it comes out Zechs' dragon arms breathes fire out onto the outside guards*
enemy guard: AHHHH!!
Trooper: what the::as they turn and see Malary she trips them with her tail then she constricts them and throws them into the other guards::
Malary: everyone go into the lab! We'll handle this!
Vader's forces run back out onto the battlefield while the kids are grabbing the enemy troops and throwing them into the ocean. Almost all of the invading forces have been annialated::
Captain: Commander we've received transmission saying that they defeated the enemies invading main continental land..
Commander: We're winningkeep fighting!
*In space*
Shogun: I'm hit. But not that bad. I can't shake him!
Wedge: Hold on.
*The enemy fighter is destroyed but Wedge didn't shoot it down*
Han: YEE HAW!!!!! ::the falcon comes sweeping in destroying massive amounts of ties and enemy fighters:: Don't worry guys we got you covered.
Wedge: Thanks Han.
Shogun: Come on guys lets finish this up and go home. We already wiped out 75% of their armada.
Heero: Consider another 5% gone.
Zechs M.: We will win!
Van: Victory will be ours!!
R.S: Soon war will be erased from everyone's minds
*The battle rages on*
Vader: 2 fours
Luke: Go fish.
Vader: AGGGG!!!! I always lose at this game!
Trekkina: Sir we are almost therebout another half hour.
Chris: zzzzzzzz.sleep.zzzzzzzzzzz
*Back on the ground with EP Maul Barney and Marissa*
EP: Man we almost had them.no matter we'll win
Maul: Yes once we defeat those in the Sky walker family no one will stop us.
Marissa: We will make the Jedi extinct!
Barney: We will rule the Universe! ::they all laugh evilly::
*Back with the ground forces*
stormtrooper: Get those fires under control!
Captain: Sir enemy back up troops, sector 47!
Officer: Sir tie bombers enemy coming in the northeast!
Commander: Get a few of our fighters up there to stop em!
Dart: Shana look out! ::an enemy stormtrooper fires his blaster and it grazes Shana's arm and does through her wing::
Reelina: I got him! ::she tackles the enemy stormtrooper that shot Shana and then whips him with her tail::
Shana: I'm ok. It grazed my arm and went through my wing but I'll be ok. ::she gets up and flies back into the air and shoots the enemy fighter pilots with her arrows::
*A thermal detonator land nearby the palace and it explodes and makes a big hole in the side destroying a piece of Vader's palace*
people: *scream* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ::the ground is shaking and lights are going on and off and dust falls from the ceiling::
Dr. M: I hope we win..
Reelina: Please my babies come back to me
Dorothy: Lets see what you can handle you mermaids! She pulls out some fast light speed repeating blasters and she opens fire on the mermaids crawling up the shore::
Cat: I'm starting to like this tail! ::she whips an oncoming guard with it and then she trips 10 guards coming in and she constricts them::
Enemy commander: What?! what do you mean there aren't any more commanders?!
*Miliardo slices through the door with his metallic hand and Malary pulls the commander out with her tail and holds him upside down by the foot*
Malary: It's over there aren't any more of your ground troops left.
Miliardo: If I may suggest, surrender is a wise choice.
Zechs: Because if you don't then my arms have dinner tonight.
Reelina: And father would be mad.
Enemy commander: I surrender.
*They take him into confinement and fires are being put out all over the city and soldiers are putting their weapons away*
Reelina Y.: It's over.
Cat: MOM!
Zechs: Mother!
Miliardo: Mother
Reelina: I'm SO GLAD YOUR ALL ALIVE!!!!!!!! ::she hugs them all and starts crying::
*In space*
Wedge: This battle is going to go on for hours!
*Heero destroys 2 fighters right after he says that*
Heero: lets listen to some good music. ::he puts on some Star Wars battle music and it is going perfect with the battle::
*A Draco soon powers it's hands up to do the zero beam and it succeeds and destroys 300 of Vader's fighters*
Shogun: Watch out they are using their Draco beams..
*Another Draco is doing the rapid fire attack with it's hands and it's firing it's chest cannons at Trowa*
Trowa: whoa! ::he fires his Gatling guns and they are stopping the beams from hitting him::
*Sandrock soon comes in and slices the attacking MS in half*
Quatre: I hope we an end this battle soon.
*With Barney, EP, Dexter, Marissa, and Maul*
Dexter: But reeeealy I did try. I did try to destroy him.
Marissa: Yeah with that old rust bucket!
Maul: You didn't even upgrade it.
Barney: Your sister Dee Dee was smarter than that!
Dexter: Yes but look at what she is now..now she's just a pile of purple oozeshe doesn't even have a head! I still have to beat Mandark though.heh heh..
Marissa: Why did we even bother with you? Mandark is dead..he was transformed into a mermaid then he tried to escape but he was shot on sight. Well you served your purpose. Goodbye.::she starts to use the force grip on Dexter and before that Dexter says.::
Dexter: NOOOOOOO!!!!! AKagkakkk!!!! ::Dexter starts to choke and gag from being choking and he ends up dying::
EP: Nice work..guards dispose of this pint size corpse!
*The guards carries Dexter's body outside and bury it*
Barney: He's here.
Vader: Land in that forest. Remember there's going to be a lot of guards.
Luke: Let's go.
*They go outside and they see EP's fortress and tremble at it*
Chris: I'll stay outside and hold off the guards.
Mara Jade: Don't worry we'll get in and I'll kill the Emperor myself!
Guard: Hey you there!
Vader: GreatTrekkina, do your stuff
Trekkina: Little ol' me? Why I got lost out here. OH! ::she falls down and the guard asks if she's ok:: Well I think my leg is broken. Will you take a look at it? ::she moves he dress off of her left leg and shows him the whole leg::
Guard: Sure pretty leg...i mean pretty girl.i mean mamm..::Trekkina then kicks him unconscious when he bends over and looks at the leg::
Vader: ok lets go.::they find the main entrance and go in and Chris wait outside and *Vader, Mara Jade, Trekkina, and Luke set off for the control tower and they are running destroying oncoming attacking guards and they take the elevator up to the 7,890 floor where EP's throne room is*
Marissa: Impressiveso that is what a Jedi Master can do.I look forward to seeing you die Luke SkyWalker
EP: Ah so the lost soul is here.You will die considering you have not yet killed Luke yetSo I shall kill you for that.
Barney: This time you won't be as easily matched.
Vader: Then I suppose your going to die just when my lightsaber starts to extend?
Barney: Lets find out..::activates lightsaber::
Luke: You don't have to do this!
Marissa: You Jedi and the SkyWalker family have caused too many problems.so DIE! ::she activates her double bladed lightsaber and starts slicing away at Luke but Luke dodges and activates his lightsaber just in time::
Mara Jade: Palpatine you won't have your way with me this time. This is your last clone and I will kill you so you will be dead and gone from the universe forever! ::activates lightsaber::
EP: Feel the dark side, strike me down, and you will be back to the dark side!
*They all start to duel and EP is fighting Mara Jade with his cane and they are fairly equal (EP is using a force wave around his cane to protect it so he can fight Mara Jade)*
*in space battle*
Wedge: blue 3 enemy from behind.
Blue 3: I can't shake him! AAAAAHHH!! ::the fighter is destroyed and it crashes into a star destroyer::
Wedge: DANG! Men watch out try to lead the fighters away, we already destroyed all their capitol ships.
Tie Die 7: There's too many of them! AHHHH! ::the tie fighter blows up::
Gold 9: I'm hiiit! ::he looses control and he crashes into a star destroyer bridge::
Shogun: Gray 4. Watch out enemy tie defender on your back. Gold 3 come in and bomb him.
Gray 4: Got it. ::the B-Wing soon flies over the enemy tie defender and drops a bomb onto it. Then he drops another bomb and takes out 4 tie fighters flying underneath him::
Maul: Marissa, stand down. I want to kill him personally
Marissa: Yes mother. ::she steps back and sits down::
Maul: So we meet again SkyWalkeryou will die.
Luke: Don't be sure of it.
*The two start to duel heavily and outside the building Chris is keeping oncoming guards out of the building*
Heero: Only a couple more fighters.::Heero locks on and fires the buster rifle and destroys another 500 suits::
Wedge: Look they're retreating.men keep fighting they are mobile dollswe must destroy everything of barney's. We've only won a quarter of the war.
Gray leader: Green leader watch your position enemy fighter.
Green leader: I see him. Thanx. Teal 6 cover me.
Teal 6: Got it. ::he shoots the tie fighter down with his tie advanced fighter blasters then he swoops in through the fire and follows green leader::
*On the ground*
Reelina: Why did you guys change back into your transformed selves?
Malary: We wanted to protect our homes.
Van: Do you really think we would sit back and watch our parents' friends get slaughtered?
Cat: Those people didn't even know how to fight with honor.
Zechs: Besides mum, we couldn't let them kill you.
Reelina: I see..thanks for saving us all!! ::she hugs them so hard that they start to turn blue then she lets them go and::
Malary: I think we'll get changed back.
Zechs: Good idea ::they all start to run, slither, and fly as fast as they can to the lab::
Reelina: Maybe I shouldn't have hugged them so hard..oh wellI better help these injured soldiers. ::she starts helping the injured soldiers treat their wounds and give them medial attention::
*Back in space*
Enemy general: intensify forward shields I don't want anything to get through.
Officer: Yes sir. Sir 95% of the armada has been destroyed. This is the one-capitol ship they have not destroyed.
General: Go on a ramming speed, we'll take everything out with one blow.
Admiral Ackbar: Concentrate all fire on that Eclipse Star destroyer.
*Vader's flagship the Executor comes zooming by the bridge of the other flagship and while alarms are sounding between the two massive ships Vader's flagships is firing upon the eclipse star destroyer and the turbo lasers go straight through the shields and make holes in the Eclipse Star destroyer*
General: Intensify the forward batteries of the bridge I don't want anything to get through here.
*4 Xwing come in and destroy the left bridge deflector shields and they zoom out after it explodes*
Officer: Sir bridge deflector shields are gone.
Commander: Sir what's that over there heading this way?
*A tie fight shoots the stabilizer off an awing and the pilot tries to maintain a steady course to ram his ship into the bridge of the Eclipse Star destroyer*
General: INTENSIFT FORWARD FIRE POWER!!!!!
Awing pilot: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Commander: Too late!
General and commander: AHHHH!! ::the Awing crashes straight into the right control tower and the bridge is burning up in flames and the Eclipse Star Destroyer starts to fall down into space::
Ackbar: All cruisers attack and destroy the remains of the Eclipse Star destroyer. ::400 star destroyers and Vader's flagship starts to open fire on what's left of the Eclipse star destroyer ad soon after 5 minutes it is completely destroyed::
Wedge: We're almost there..Rogue 3 watch your back. Go to point o 5 we'll cover you there.
Rogue 3: Thanks. ::he swerves left and soon the enemy fighters following him are caught in cross fir and are quickly destroyed::
Heero: Duo, Trowa, Quatre, WuFei. Exit the battlefield and start your rendezvous route to Earth. I'll meet you there.
Duo, Trowa, Quatre and WuFei: Right. ::they destroy the last of the Draco MS and exit the battle field while Heero is using his machine cannons to destroy enemy fighters::
Shogun: Heero watch out three from above.
The enemy Xwing fires two-proton torpedoes and they hit Zero and then the two Tie Bombers drop heavy bombs off and they hit Zero hard::
Heero: UGGGG!!!!!! Thanks Shogun.::he destroys the three fighters with his machine canons then he fires his buster rifle again and destroys another 500 fighters of the enemy::
Wedge: Ok men take your targets and finish them. Only 50 fighters left of the enemy. Heero, begin the second part of your mission.
Heero: Roger that.Mission accepted.
*As the fighters destroy the last 50 fighters Heero zooms off into space and he does a system check on Zero*
Heero: Hull plating from left shoulder @ 25%all systems 100% functional
Quatre: Heero! We won! Lets head towards Earth and the new moon and finish it.
Heero: Yeah..
*The hyperspace thrusters kick on and the gundams go into hyperspace and make their way to the New Moon*
*with Maul and Luke*
Maul: You killed my beautiful body! Now I will kill you for that! ::slashes down with his third double bladed lightsaber and Luke dodges and he destroys some railing on a ramp::
Luke: Yes but if I didn't then your reign of terror across the galaxy would've continued. So I had to! ::He slashes at Maul's side and Maul Blocks the slash::
Maul: But you won't kill me now because I am a woman.
Luke: YOU ARE NO WOMAN! YOU ARE A MONSTER! ::the battle rages on like this for thirty minutes and outside with Chris::
Chris: No more guards? Man I thought this place would've been more guarded than this
::Chris looks at all 100 guard bodies down on the ground at the side of the palace::
Chris: I'm just sorry for them::a twig snaps:: huh?! Who's there!?!
MF: It is only I Jedi. I am a sith warrior who a few friends of yours know.
Chris: I can't let you disturb the master's battle between good and evil. If you want to get up there then you got to get through me!
MF: Well before I kill you I should at least tell you my name. ::she removes her cloak and tosses it onto the ground, a foot shot to head is being done and she is wearing tight black pants with a blood stained red tight half shirt on:: My name is Kristen.
Chris: My name's ChrisI'm not holding back anything. I suppose that blood-stained shirt is from all the Jedi's you killed?
Kristen: Yes but mostly from killing disobedient officerswell I suppose I should kill you now::she pulls out her staff (kinda like Deathsythe Hell Custom's scythe) and she activates the beam scythe at the end of it::
Chris: I'm afraid that good always prevails. ::the two start to duel and Chris is barely able to dodge the scythe's long energy reach::
*With Barney and Vader*
Vader: You never should've left our master! ::he hacks down and Barney blocks::
Barney: I only signed up to learn how to use the force powers and how to fight with a lightsaber! ::he tries to slice Vader through the side but Vader blocks::
Maul: I won't lose like the last times..SO DIE!!!!!!! ::he goes on a slicing rampage and Luke blocks everyone with ease then he hacks down and slices Maul's lightsaber in half and Maul throws the smaller half away::
Luke: It looks like you may die the same way as before::as Luke is about to slice diagonally to the left Maul kicks him and the as he is bout to stab Luke::
Maul: NOW DIE!!!!!! ::Maul is about to stab his lightsaber through Luke's heart but just as Luke Rolls away Luke usses the Force to Keep his lightsaber straight and it goes through Maul's stomach::
Luke: I'm sorry, but there is no other way..
Maul: I've lost.again::Luke calls his lightsaber to His hand and Maul is on the ground kneeling and Marissa comes up crying to Maul::
Marissa: NO!!!! MOMMA!!
Maul: I have something to tell you darling.ugggg.I am not your ,other.I am your father and mother
Marissa: I will avenge you mother-father ::Maul dies and Marissa activates her lightsaber and starts taking it out on Luke and Luke is barely able to keep up to her pace::
Mara Jade: No! I won't come back! ::she tries slicing EP from the side but EP blocks with his cane::
EP: Think of it.your child will represent the dawn of the rebirth of the sith empire! ::he starts trying to jab Mara Jade with his cane but Mara Jade dodges every jab::
*The two keep their cane and lightsaber clashing with each other and they stay up on the top of EP's throne*
*outside with Kristen and Chris*
Kristen: You Jedi are too honorable! ::she kicks Chris Down and when she is about to slice his right arm off with her scythe Chris moves to his left and dodges the attack::
Chris: But it is with honor that we always win! ::he tries to slice her from underneath but she blocks it just in time::
Kristen: then how come we kill you like flies!?
*With Mara and EP*
EP: I gave you your chance and you denied it. NOW DIE!!!!! ::as EP comes in for a finishing attack on Mara Jade she does a saber throw on the wall in front of her and she makes a hole in it and force pushes EP out of his throne and through the hole into an exhaust vent outside of the wall::
EP: AHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!
Mara Jade: It's over.::she falls down on the ground and deactivates her saber::
Marissa: FATHER!!! I MEAN MASTER!!!!!! ::Luke comes up behind and hits her on her head with the hilt of his saber and she falls unconscious::
Luke: Don't worry..Vader can help you..:he then picks her up in his arms and sits down in relief::
Trekkina: Wait a minuteif Luke and Mara have already defeated EP, Maul and Marissathen..::she looks out the window and sees Chris and Kristen battling::
Kristen: You'll lose and you know it. ::she starts trying to force pull Chris, and Chris grabs hold of a tree, to her and as he's fighting her she runs up and slices Chris' entire right arm off::
Chris: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kristen: I won't kill you because you were worthy opponent. Well I must kill Vader now. Bye.
Chris: I failed.I FAILED!!!!! ::he starts to put his left hand over the area where his arm was cut off and feels that it's warm and soft but not bleeding:: Why?
*Kristen then goes inside the building and goes up the first elevator, which is a slower one*
Barney: Now that EP is dead I will kill you and everyone here! ::the computer screen says "Danger..20 minutes till moon base self detonation"::
Vader: Are you crazy?! Luke, Trekkina, Mara! Get out of here the base is going to blow!!!!!
::Luke and Mara run out and as they get in the elevator to go down Chris picks his lightsaber out of his dead arm up and then he goes into the other slow elevator (which is slower than the last)::
Barney: You shouldn't have come back! ::Barney soon slices a small gas tank and soon a fire starts in the throne room and the area around Vader and Barney is on fire::
Vader: You shouldn't have taken that career! ::he then starts to attack Barney and they are both equally matched::
Trekkina: I've seen this..::the elevator's dings and as it opens Kristen forces the doors to open faster and she walks through and activates her scythe::
*Barney knocks Barney down and has his lightsaber at Barney's throat*
Vader: Give it up you lost barney.
Barney: Oh no. I have just started on my conquest. NOW DIE!
*As Kristen is about to slice Vader's head off Trekkina comes running up and kicks Kristen onto the ground*
Vader: Thanks again Trekkina!
Barney: Curse women! No matter I will kill you personally! ::they start to battle more heavily than ever::
Trekkina: So it is you! You're the only one ho never liked Vader!
Kristen: Yes Trekkin. I may have been your girlfriend for the first 3 years but every time we would go out to someplace you would normally always talk about how Vader did this or thatSo I got tired of it and I began to work for EP and Barney.
Trekkina: Well Trekkin is dead. So the past is history. ::she activates Qui Gon's lightsaber and the two start to duel::
Kristen: I SHALL KILL YOU!!!!
Trekkina: Why?
Kristen: Because of how much you talked about Vader plus I created that hairstyle!
*Meanwhile outside with the gundams*
Duo: Ok guys I destroyed their barracks and guard posts. Go on ahead and lets start changing these people back.
*Heero breaks down the door and there are billions and billions of cells each containing the creatures that were the people of earth*
Quatre: I think we should just send a signal saying we have control and let Dr. M Handle this.
The other Gpilots: Mmmm hmm.
*Back with Trekkina and Kristen*
Trekkina: I can't allow you to kill Vader. Why are we doing this? I mean we're friends?
Kristen: Yeah that's right. ::She holds out her right hand for a hand shake and then when Trekkina and her grab hands:: Fool..
Trekkina: Huh? ::Kristen puts her down on the ground and kicks the lightsaber out of Trekkina's hand and points her staff at Trekkina's chest while leaving her foot on the face plate, (basically the place where the female's vagina is or the private part)::
Kristen: Now how would you like to be buried? In pieces? Or without your organs? ::she raises her staff to slice Trekkina in half but then.::
Chris: Whole..::he runs up and stabs Kristen through the chest just as she says "What?!"::
Kristen: UggI've lost to a child..::she falls down on the ground and dies::
Chris: And I defeated my first sith warriorugg..::faints from exhaustion and Trekkina catches him::
Vader: TREKKINA! Take Chris and go!
Computer: Palace destruction in 5 minutes.
*Trekkina picks up her lightsaber and Chris and starts running towards Shuttle Tydyrium*
Vader using the force to talk to Luke: Luke take off now! Don't worry about me! GO NOW!!!!
Luke: Ok we have everybody. We're heading home.
Trekkina: But what about Vader?
Luke: He told me to leave him and take off!
Vader: Barneywhy did you have to get innocent people involved?
Barney: Because I needed to defeat you.
Computer: Self detonation in one minute.
*Barney and Vader start charging at each other and they are ready to slice one another's guts out*
Barney and Vader: AHHHHH!!!!!! ::Vader ends up veering to the right and dodging Barney's attack and stabbing him in the heart::
Vader: It is over
Barney: You won.I am extinct now..but however I won't let you telaport out of here!!! ::he chants one final spell causing it so Vader won't be able to telaport out of the building and then dies after saying the incantation::
Vader: I'll miss you my friends..
Computer: Self detonation in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five four, three, two, one. Goodbye losers.
*The palace then explodes after that and a huge smoke cloud like none other is seen all the way from the lookout observatory on planet uranium in the radiation galaxy (right next to Earth's galaxy)*
Observatory scientist: Watson look at this! I think that is the area where Vader was fighting barney.
Watson: I'll notify the press sir.
Trekkina: VADER NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Luke: No one could've survived that explosion not even Vader.
Duo: Luke! We got news for you down here on earth with the prisoners!
Luke: what happened?
Quatre: All the creatures are going back to normal and we haven't given a single injection.
Wedge: Luke I think you should see this.
Luke: What's going on over there?
Wedge: All the fighters and pilots that were killed and destroyed are just popping back to life and reappearing again and have no memory that they died.
Trowa: Here's some more news. All those on the moon that have died from EP or Barney's wrath are coming back to life here on the earth!
Luke: I don't feel Vader's presence anywhere. I guess that was his final present to the universe.
*That night all over the universe parties in honor of Vader's death and the defeat of Barney's and EP's forces are going on every single planet, in every single city, and small town and village celebration is going on*
Reelina: Do you really think Vader's dead Heero?
Heero: No I doubt it. Maybe temporarily lost but not dead.
Duo: Yeah and as he said, No one ever dies. They just move on into a far greater and grander adventure
Heero: Yeah
::Meanwhile people everywhere are asking the same question.Is Vader dead?::
Chris: Thanks for the robotic arm Dr. M!
Malary: Nice arm Chris! I mean at least it's completely flesh on the outside.
Chris: Yeah.I'm going down with the group to find out if Vader died or not.
Van: So am I.
The other kids of Heero and Quatre: Yeah us too
*The celebration continues on into the morning until 3 am*
::that day at 3. PM::
Stormtrooper: There's a lot of wreckage here. From everything here I'd have to say that he wouldn't have survived it.
Other Stormtrooper: Yeah.so far we've only found Mauls, and Kristen's body and when we found Barney's body it was completely destroyed. There was nothing left of it.
Heero: HEY!! OVER HERE!!!! I FOUND SOMETHING!!!!
*Everyone rushes to the far edge nearby some bushes to Heero*
Heero: I think I found him
*You see Vader's suit and helmet lying there on the ground and the helmet is dented in and all scratched up but everything is still there*
Chris: Oh God! VADER NO!!!!!!!
Heero: There's no bodyIt's just his suit.
Stormtrooper: We have something horrifying to announce right now.
Angela Shock (news reporter): Attention, attention. This is an emergency broadcast. We are at the site where EP's and Barney's palace once stood. We have officially confirmed it that Vader, ruler of the Imperial Republic, leader of many, loved in everyone's hearts.has died in battle. Although all that is left of him is his suit we are certain that he became one with the force like Obi Wan and Yoda did. We will be showing you live footage of his funeral tonight at seven. Please refrain from emotional outbursts to your government and everyone.
Heero: He's gone::starts to cry::
Reelina Y.: Heero..it's ok. He'll be with us in our heartsOH I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!! ::also starts to cry::
::That night at seven on a small island out in the middle if the ocean::
Priest: Luke and Trekkina, please step up
::They do so::
Priest: In honor of Vader's Will please take these torches and light the wood to set his soul free of this suit.
Trekkina: We'll miss you Vader.::she puts her torch in but it doesn't light up::
Luke: VaderThank you for everything.::he sticks his torch in and it catches on fire and soon Vader's whole entire suit starts to burn and Luke and Trekkina step back::
Priest: Chris, please step up. Vader wanted you to say this part.
Chris: Sure ::sniffle:: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If I have not already dubbed Chris as a Jedi Knight, say these words now Chris."I am a Jedi, like my father before me".Although I will never be physically here I ill be here in your hearts..May the force guide you all throughout your journey's..May the force be with you.
*Vader's funeral ends and his suit is still being burned but everyone minus Luke and Chris are leaving*
Chris: So what will happen to me now?
Luke: Since Vader was your master.and he's gone nowyou can go to my Jedi academy on Yavin 4 and learn the ways of the force there.
*Luke and Chris leave after the flame has stopped burning after 5 hours*
*15 years later in Trekkina's and Shogun's house*
Trekkina: Honey I'm going to be late for work.
Samantha (Trekkina's and Shogun's Daughter): JUST A MINUTE MOM! I'm just putting my eye liner on!
Shogun: Bye honey.
Trekkina: Bye. Good luck with your debate in the senate today.
Shogun: With those scumbags I'm gunna need more than luck.
Trekkina: Yes::shogun leaves and in the bathroom where Samantha is you hear a hairdryer click on:: SAMANTHA!!!!!
Samantha: I'll be down in a minute!
Trekkina: Teenagers
Ghostly voice whispering to Trekkina: Trekkina.
Trekkina: Who's there?
Voice: Come to me..
Trekkina: Who are you?!
Samantha: Mom..Mom I'm ready.
Voice: It's all your fault..
Trekkina: GO AWAY!!!!!
Samantha: Mom?
Voice: Come to Vader's house on Friday at 3 pm..
Trekkina: Please make it stop!!!!!
Samantha: MOM!!! ::she runs over and sees her mom crying on the ground::
Trekkina: Samantha, go ahead and stay home today..I have to go pay a visit with some old friends.
*Over at the Winner residence*
Chris: Bye Mom, Bye Dad! I'm off to college now!
Voice: Chris.
Chris: Huh?
Voice: It's your fault from ten years ago..
Chris: No it wasn't! I was young then!
Voice: Come to me.
Quatre: CHRIS!
Voice: Meet me at Vader's old house on Friday @ 3. PM
CHRIS: ::shudders from fear::
Quatre: Chris snap out of it!
Malary: CHRIS! ::she runs up and starts shaking Chris and he finally wakes up::
Chris: Malary, gather up the gang. Everyone who knew Vader well, you know the gundam pilots, our friends, and the usual group who was common around with Vader
Malary: Way ahead of you. That's what I came to get you for.
*Thursday night @ 7*
Cat: So you're saying that there's some spirit that wants us at Vader's place by 7 tomorrow night?
Chris: I believe it maybe the ghost of Maul, Barney, Kristen, possibly even Vader.
Heero: Then we have no other choice. We go to Vader's place @ 3 tomorrow.I still kept the key.
*Friday @ 3*
*Heero unlocks the door and they all step in and see that the place is covered in cobwebs and everything is to the exact millimeter Vader left it at*
Reelina: Do you think it was Vader Heero?
Heero: I dunno.
Voice: Good you've arrived.
Chris: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Voice: Relax..it's only IDexter.
Chris: oh and what do you want?
Dexter: I am testing out a new experiment and I believe Vader is still alive.
Luke: WHAT?! Where?!
Dexter: Although I believe I heard him in many place all over the world, only once I think I saw them.
Chris: Teel us where.
Dexter: I believe I saw him walking down some street in LA. But I know a way you can use to find him exactly!
Chris: How?
Dexter: GundamVader of course!
Trekkina: OF COURSE!!!!! GundamVader's main Vader tracking device and it's computer! But it's in another dimension protected by the force
Dexter: Your buddy Chris should be able to get in with no prob! He can probably get through the barrier!
Chris lets do it. Thanks Dexter.
Dexter: Don't mention it! DEEDEE STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE!
*That night on shuttle Tydyrium*
Chris: GundamVader 15 kilometers ahead.
Quatre: We'll see GundamVader again.
Heero: Good thing Chris got through the barrier.
Chris: I'll go in and find out where Vader is.
Heero: Good luck kid. ::Chris gets in a space suit and he goes into GundamVader's cockpit::
Computer: Welcome. Please activate computer to get started.
Chris ok. ::presses a button and GundamVader starts to boot up::
Computer: Person identified. Chris Winner. Age 28. Height 7'4 weight 145 lbs. Weapons not authorized. Last system boot up was 2 years ago. What would you like to do?
Chris: Guys, Vader was here! He's alive! Last system boot up was 2 years ago!
Heero and the others: YES!!!!!!
Chris: Computer tell me where Vader is and copy Vader tracking program into drive 3.
Computer: Searchingsearching.searching.searchingsearchingsearching.searching.
Target found. Sector 113 of the Earth Sphere. Target place, Hawaii islands. Copying filescopy complete
*One day later in the Hawaii islands when the gundam pilots, their kids, Luke, and Trekkina and Shogun land*
Chris: Look guys according to V Tracker we are on the island he's on. If I'm correct we should see him right ahead of us.
Vader: yes..
Van: I think I see him!
Chris: There he is! ::they all see Vader looking out onto the ocean and they all star running to him and crying::
Vader: Wha-what are you guys doing here?
Chris: MASTER VADER! You're not dead after all!
Heero: Everyone thinks your dead because the found your suit left after the explosion.
Vader: I'm not. That was my suit but I keep a spare of my suits all over the Universe. That one the Life support system was damaged so it was inoperable.
News reporter: And here we are folks standing here live with Vader. Apparently he wasn't dead. Only taking a break and relaxing. He never did die and probably never will.
Vader: Yeah and that's right! I already heard what has been going on for these past 15 years and I plan to restore order throughout the universe once again! But before I do I first must do a few things but order will be so once again!
News reporter: So Vader now that Barney is dead, what are you going to do now?
Vader: I'm going to 46 Flags!
The End
