The Hero's Meet Jerry Springer
*Telephone Rings in Vader's house*
Vader: What is it?
Person on phone: CONGRADULATIONS! You are now guests for Jerry Springer! Be here by 7:00 PM at stage 4,546 at the Conman's studios. You and the other heroes will be there tonight!
Vader: You call and wake me at 1 in the morning just for this?
Person: Yeah. So?
Vader: If one thing goes wrong tonight I'm sueing
Person: ok.sorry to wake you::he slams the phone down and Vader goes back to sleep:: Ok now to wake Heero and the other Gundam Pilots ::he calls Heero first::
Heero: If this is Reelina, you're staying on that island for another year or so.if this isn't Reelina then hurt yourself somehow
::the person says the exact same thing he said to Vader and at the end of it::
Heero: If one thing goes wrong I'm gunna kill you and Jerry ok? I'd love to sue but I'm sure Jerry would want something better than financial loss...plus you disturbed my silent sleep! ::Heero slams the phone and finds he cannot sleep but falls asleep 3 hours later, the guy then calls the other Gundam pilots and they are too sleepy to think of anything to say back to them::
*Vader's alarms go off at 7 in the morning and the Juri coffee starts to warm up*
Vader: Well as soon as I get my coffee I'll pick up DarkMigit...There must be something else I can call him...DarkMigit is just a little too long...maybe Migit...nah that might offend him...maybe Dark...nah....I KNOW!!!!! Shorty! ::Vader's coffee gets done and he drinks it and he finds out that Duo had set it to boil and Vader burns his tongue and starts chuggin water out of the faucet:: When I get my hands on Duo....
*Over on the island with Reelina and the monkey*
Reelina: No banana for you...you threw my shoes in the water! AND YOU BIT ME!!!! HEEEEROOOO!! I'm on this island and so come and get me off!!!!! OW! GET OFF MY HAIR YOU BIG DUMB HAIRY APE!!
*With DarkMigit*
DarkMigit: Well.I've already destroyed the furbies, burned the Tickle me Elmo dolls, what should I eat? Maybe I'll eat some fruit again....::he starts to eat some grapes while a Furby roasts over the fire pit::
Vader: Hey why are ya eating ugly fury things?
DarkMigit: HEY! Now you arrive? I stop the things that could pose the next threat and you're off sleeping!?
Vader: Well if you had stayed with the main group then you could have been taken back with the rest of the group...anyway lets go....perhaps we get to beat up Jerry tonight...
DarkMigit: That Jerk?! Good....then I can finally pay him back for what he did to my family....caused my grandparents to divorce, my grandmother to destroy my models...putting my parents and grandfather in a mental ward...
Vader: Well lets say that if one thing goes wrong, I'm sueing him and Heero's killing him...oh by the way what shall we call you to make it easier to say?
DarkMigit: Call me shadow...::Vader and DarkMigit leave the New Moon and head back to the Freedom Islands on and their way back while DarkMigit is asleep::
Great Council: Vader of all the favors we could ask you to do this is probably the most important...
Vader: Ok what is it?
Great Council: REVIVE DEXTER!!!!! His voice is annoying us and he keeps hogging all the food and does the strangest of strange things. I mean he turned the mess hall into a lab by experimenting on the food and the people while they were eating! Revive him please!!!!
Vader: Aw do I have to?
Great Council: Do it or we'll give you his soon to be son
Vader: Ok, ok I'll do it...we're going to regret this...::he soon chants the ancient revival force incantation and Dexter is revived back to Earth::
Great council: Thank you!!!!! Again you saved the lives of many...thank you...
Vader: Yeah but at the same time I've also endangered the lives of many by bringing him back....*Sigh*
*That night at Jerry's stage*
Announcer: And now the man you've all been waiting for.JERRY SPRINGER!!!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Hello welcome one and all for tonight's guests we have the hero's of the war to defeat the evil barney, quite a purple fellow guess he held his breath too long, haha... Anyway the names are....: Heero Yuy!, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Reberba Winner, Chang Wufei, Chris Winner, Trekkina, Zechs Marquise, Treize Kushrenada, and our most high and special guest..LORD VADER!!!!!!! Anyway we'll be right back after this one-minute break with our sponsor...
Crewmen: Ok we have one-minute...Where's Heero!?
Duo: probably getting his gun ready...oh here he is
Heero: Remember my threat....
Jerry: Yeah whatever kid....HEY YO Quatro (Quatre), let go of my dog!
Quatre: It's Quatre!
Jerry: Yeah whatever...ok we're on in 5, 4, 3, ::signals and the theme plays:: Hello welcome back and here are our guests!
Heero: My name is Heero Yuy, it might be a pleasure
Duo: Duo here...The god of death is in the house!
Trowa: I have no name, if you need to call me something call me Trowa..
Quatre: Quatre reporting...they should've surrendered..
WuFei: My name's WuFei, I'm not holding back anything....we are all WEAK!!!!
Zechs M: Don't expect me to go easy on you...I am Zechs Marquise the lightning count
Treize: My name is Treize Kushrenada...
Trekkina: Hello my name is Trekkina...
Vader: The force is not strong with you...i am Vader...
Jerry: And there's tonight's guests! So lets review some personal history on them. Heero is it not true that you said you were going to assassinate Reelina?
Heero: Yes, but........
Jerry: Then why did you marry her?
Heero: Well actually she.....
Jerry: Oh so you really loved her!
Heero: Aw screw youyou won't let me even finish.
Jerry: Ok so we actually know Heero has a crush on Reelina! Lets see Duo's past....
Duo: You won't find anything on me!
Jerry: Nothing on Duo's past but we do have this! ::the picture of Duo holding the stuffed Deathsythe doll is shown and then the video recording is played::
Duo: WHAT?! TROWA!!!!!
Trowa: ............................
Jerry: So Duo sleeps with a stuffed animal and worships it...The God of Death still has a security blanket...can't fight without eh Duo? ::Duo starts crying and pouting on the floor::
Heero: *snickers*
Duo: Shut up Heero! ::he leaps onto Heero and starts choking him:: At least I have a sense of style! You go walking and running around in spandex and a green shirt! ::the security guards break up Heero and Duo::
Jerry: Hey we already got some action here! Well lets see Trowa's history!
Trowa: .................
Jerry: No history on you Trowa, why don't you tell us about yourself.
Trowa: ...................
Jerry: You sleep with your twin sister!?
Trowa: ..............
Jerry: And your mother!?
Trowa: ....................
Jerry: Also with your brother!? Are you gay or something?
Trowa: ........................
Jerry: Well there's Trowa's story!
Audience: Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! Trowa! ::While they are saying this they are cheering wildly::
Jerry: Quatro my main man! Tell us about your life!
Quatre: It's QUATRE! Anyway my father used to be a janitor in Eastwood High
Jerry: So how did you come to meet the magnuac core?
Quatre: Well my father had to bribe them with beer and women to get them to look after me, even after his death the bribery was still going on!
Jerry: You here that folks? The Winner Family really ARE cheapskates!
Quatre: WHY YOU!?
Jerry: Thats not all folks! Apparently Quatre takes yoga with Trowa and Trekkina!
Quatre: I hate to say this.but....YOU'RE DEAD!!!!! ::he quickly jumps onto Jerry and Starts punching him and soon Trowa orders his lion to sick Jerry::
Announcer: We'll be right back after these messages....
*During the break after the gpilots and Jerry have calmed down..*
Trekkina: How was I suppost to know he'd recognize you two through those disguises?
Quatre and Trowa: ..........................
Jerry: Ow... I thought you guys checked the area so the guests wouldn't bring any pets onto the stage....ow...
Security Guards: Sorry sir but that lion took us all out so we can't continue on for the night...bye....
Jerry: NO don't leave me here with A-1 killers!!!1 WAIT!!!!!!!
Crewman: We're on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
Announcer: And now back to Jerry Springer.
Audience: Trowa, Quatre! Trowa, Quatre! Trowa, Quatre! Trowa, Quatre!
Jerry: Now lets go to WuFei! Tell us about yourself...
WuFei: .....
Jerry: Oh Don't be a weakling like Trowa over there....
WuFei: I am weak, he is weak, you are weak, we are all weak....
Audience: GO WU FEI! WUFEI! WUFEI! WUFEI! ::the audience applauds wildly for WuFei::
Jerry: Now isn't it true that you dressed up In Reelina's clothes and served drinks at a party of Heero's?
WuFei: You must be gay to think that....
Jerry: I'm not gay you are, plus here's visual proof of you in it then one of you choking duo while in it!
WuFei: .Trowa....::he grins angrily at Trowa::
Jerry: And due to boredom Treize and Zechs Marquise decided to go home and miss out on all the fun so lets go onto Trekkina! Tell us about yourself...
Trekkina: Why? Your just going to interrupt and say something false about me..
Jerry: On second thought lets go to Chris.....How's the robotic arm Chris?
Chris: If you wish to interview me you must pay me one thousand credits prior to the interview....
Jerry: Lets skip Chris as well, lets try this short black guy over here...
DarkMigit: Who you calling short? And Do I look like I'm African? Just because I wear a hood and cloak all the time doesn't mean my skin color is black! I'm just a beige color...
Jerry: Hey aren't your parents the ones who got my father sent into a mental ward?
DarkMigit: No you broke up my whole entire family! I will not be interviewed by a gay person who has no affection to those that appear on his show!
Jerry: Ok let me skip my old friend here and go to Vader!
Vader: ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ.....
Jerry: Psst....wake up...your on air....
Trowa: *Yawn*
Man in Audience: TROWA SPOKE! ::everyone starts taking pictures of Trowa::
Vader: Right......
Jerry: So I understand you knew Barney long before the first battle on earth....tell us about the experience....
Vader: He and I were trained by the same master nearly 100 years ago...I can not reveal the masters name out of respect for him...we knew each other when we were only 6 years old...even then he practiced his evil ways and kept the master from knowing...he and I were already heavy rivals...it was destiny for us to fight...
Jerry: So you two knew each other long before the rest of the universe recognized you two as heavy rivals?
Vader: Yes but...
Jerry: So you two would also sleep in bed with each other?!
Vader: .that's it......::calls his secretary over the com link:: Jill set up a court martial on the Jerry Springer show...::soon Jerry Jumps Vader and starts punching him then the rest of the Gpilots and guests start jumping Jerry and soon they are fighting the crew workers and over at Zechs' house in front of the T.V::
Zechs: What did I tell ya? I told you total war would happen...
Cat: GO DAD! YEAH!
Treize: Once again your instincts amaze me...
Audience: VADER, Trowa, WuFei, Quatre! VADER, Trowa, WuFei, Quatre! VADER, Trowa, WuFei, Quatre! VADER, Trowa, WuFei, Quatre! ::the audience is applauding and cheering wildly at the performance::
Reelina: SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND!!!!!
Space Pirate: Hey sweet cheeks I'll get you off as long as you stay with me for a while...::clicks tongue::
Reelina: No thanks! ::the space pirate pulls Reelina in by the shirt and 10 minutes later the space pirate is thrown out of the ship holding the monkey:: Thanks again monkey! ::she takes off in the ship and heads back home.
The End....
Preview:
Next time the start of the in-between series begins...Vader starts explaining his adventure from when he died and had to save the universe from total destruction...
Coming up next...
The Real Truth
