It was on a clear day on Vader's planet..........
Van: Vader have the upgrades to Escaflowne been completed? I mean the space enhancements, and weapon upgrades.
Vader No sorry Van here take Wing Gundam, it'll get you used to it.
Van: Thanks I'm going to go to Earth and Gaea to get Hitomi, and Merle; also to see this Barney person.
Vader: Hitomi, Allen, and Merle are on their way here now. If you go then take someone with you, u know like Heero, Quatre,
Duo, Trowa, WuFei (maybe not he'd might not fight because he'd say he was too weak to fight), or even their kids.
Van I'll Take Chris, Malary, Miliardo, Heero Yuy, and Quatre.
Malary, Miliardo, Chris:YA! WOO HOO!
Heero: are you sure?
Quatre: Hey i get chance to spend some time with my son and daughter.
Van: Ok, lets go then......
******They take off in a shuttle large enough for them and their mobile suits*******
Heero: Gamma Asteroid field aproaching (How come he didn't choose Duo? I mean Quatre snores and he's asleep right
now).......::Sounds of grunts from Quatre's quaters::,,,,huh?
::Sets in auto pilots
Quatre: Hey cut that out guys!
Malary: PILLOW FIGHT!
****Throws a large dinosaur pillow thats bigger than Quatre and crushes him*****
Quatre: Ow......heero?.....Van........
Heero: you should've taken your anti snore.......
Computer: DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! Fuel low.........cause......fuel leakage.....cause........meteoroid........
Van: whats going on?
Heero: Fuels low......
***They all exit on their mobile suits****
*Zero system activates*
Van: AH...ahhhh.....th...this is space?
Heero: yeah....why?
Van: Just not used to it.......
Quatre:ah......MALARY!!!!!!!!
**Malary is in the fashioned doing somersaults in space while adjusting her gundam's dress and cloak*
Malary: WHAT?! I'm adjusting it!
Chris to Miliardo: Girls........why do they have to be fashion people, well most girls anyway.....{[(no offense to the girls reading
this)]}
Miliardo: Yeah......
Malary: I HEARD THAT!
*Kicks Chris' gundam HYDISC hard and causes Chris to bump into the abandoned shuttle*
Chris: UG!
*The shuttle moves and crashes and explodes into something purple*
Heero: NO!
Van: I giant barney?
Chris: um...um.....master Vader please take a look at this......
Vader: he has one too.........continue on....we'll handle the situation......
Heero: Roger
*They all make it down to Earth*
Van: Hey look!
*One of vader's shuttle's lands with Escaflowne and to pick up Heero's advanced Taurus*
Heero: Wing.......
*The earth starts shaking*
Roger Smith: Surrender fiends! You have no need here in Paradine!
Heero: HEY DUMMY! PARADINE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE!!!!!!!
*A sweat drop appears on Roger Smith's head*
R.S.: Uh yeah......well....YOU STILL HAVE NO RIUGHT HERE!
*Roger Smith gets in the Big O*
::Big O starts walking towards Wing and tries to grab Wing but wing is too fast for Big O::
R.S.: DANG! Wait lets get that other big one.
*Big O grabs Sandrock Custom while Quatre and Van are gaurding the kids*
R.S. Piston Punch!
*Sandrockuses his boosters and lifts Big O off the ground then Breaks Freee and slices off Big O's Arm and then imbolizes the
suit*
Quatre: Nice try......
R.S.: Big O you lost to something smaller han you......
Quatre: Hey! Mr. Smith good battle! We also have orders to bring you to Vader to join our forces!
R.s: Ok I'll negotiate with him.
Van: Guys stand back! An army of Zaibachs guymelefs is heading this way with some new guymelef.....
Heero: Thos aren't Zaibachs.....those are BARNEY's!
Quatre: And then that M/S looks like a mixture of Vayeate, Merciuss, and Escaflowne!
Heero: I'll take care of the M/S. Van get the guymelefs, Quatre get Big O and the kids outta here!
*The new M/S/ grabs Chris and Malary's Gundams*
*Heero and Van destroy the guymelefs in less than 5 seconds*
Heero: SHOOT! THEY GOT CHRIS AND MALARY!
Barney: Heero, Van. Join me and you'll get the kids back.......you don't.....well, lwts say you'll find them in death.......
Heero: We will see......
Quatre: I understand Heero.......don't worry kids, daddy will be back to kill barney.......
Malary: NO DADDY! DON'T LEAVE US!
Chris: I understand....goodbye, father.......
Barney: No Chris....I am your father....
Chris: Right and Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker......
*Heero, Van, R.S., Quatre and Miliardo take off in Vader's shuttle.*
Barney: You see childeren? Your own father left you behind.....He didn't really love you........now for the torture....i'll get the
doctors ready.....Hello Dr. EBill? Are you set for a brain transfusion, and new body parts to be added along with some changes
to certain pieces for 2 ten year olds?.....you are! good we'll be there in one hour!
Trust me kiddies you'll love this........
**Back at Vader's planet**
Vader: Quatre, Allura, i am sorry for Chris and Malary but we will get them back! I swear it.......
Commander Trekin: Sir, the new mobile suit on Earth is called the Escamer8. based off of gundamvader's design.......and the
mobile suit in the lambada sector is barney's galagundam. measuring the same height as GundamVader.
Van: You mean that he's using your designs?
Vader Yes.......thank you Commander Trekin.
Officer Gates: Sir, enemy transmission, code 4.
Barney: Vader.........I demand that you surrender your foolish war and surrender yourself to me. I already have two hostages and
ready for torture......Their brains will be switched first.....then malary's body will have a snakes tail for legs and a snakes tongue
instead of her normal toungue.....then her arms and whole entire body will be in snake scales......Chris' body will have a tail and
wings..........and then his left arm will have a snake instead of an arm.....HAHAHAHA! You won't get your way this time.........
Vader: you coward...........using innocent kids as your backup........
Barney: Very well....proceed with operation metachange! You will pay Vader!
**end of transmission**
Allura: MY BABIES!!!!
Quatre: It's ok honey.........Vader, i'm with you all the way.....
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Wu Fei, and Van: Same here
R.S.: I'm also with you once Big O is done. I can't stand biological experiments...........especially on childeren!
Vader: I will lead the Espionage mission for group one......Duo take group 2.
Reelina: I'm going with you also!
Voltron Force: We're also going with you.....
Allura: I'll als...
Keith:Allura stay here, we need you to help gaurd the rest of them....
Allura: OK
Vader: As much as I hate it...we have to take a slow shuttle to get there unnoticed......
Duo: If we have to, we have to.....
**Back in Barney's area 5 hours after the operation and the 2 wake up**
Both: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY ODY!
Chris: Your me!
Malary: and your me!
Barney: Operation was sucsessful...... Welll they no longer need clothes......::Rips off the clothes from Malary's new body and
Chris' new body*
Malary: HEY! give those back! I mean I'm a guy now!
Barney Why do you need them when you have the legs of a demon and pure scales everywhere on your body minus your
head....and you also have cat eyes as well.....
Malary: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*sob*
Chris: Snake! Get it away!::Tries pulling it off but starts realizing that he's pulling his arm off:: S-S-S-S-SHoot! Hey! What have
you've done to my sisters tongue?! AND HER LEGS! AND HER PERFECTLY WHITE SKIN!?!?!?!?NO!? *also starts
crying*
Barney: Thry handled it much better than i thought.....cool
Th End.........
I know this fanfic ended up being sad......but imagine Barney as Hitler. and Chris and Malary as jews in the concentration camps
and the Holocaust.......
the next fanfic will save them.............
may the force be with you.........
